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The similarity between computer and human

Posted by ahmadisni on April 27, 2009

Why computers are like women :

  • Nobody understand the language that they use when they talk to other computers (ini dia alasannya kenapa pria kadang gak ngerti kalau para wanita2 lagi ngobrol, ngobrolnya pake bahasa C++, java, or visual basic mbak? or malah pake angka 0 en 1 doank🙂
  • They never tell you what is wrong; and if you don’t know, you’re in trouble (no comment ;-))
  • They remember your smallest mistakes for ever ( no comment ;-))

Why computers are like men :

  • They know a lot of things but they are very stupid (Semakin banyak yang dipelajari, semakin banyak yang dilupa-i) – mending daripada yang tak banyak belajar, bisa-bisa malah lupa diri😉
  • After you get one for yourself, you soon see a better one (inget waktu mau beli komputer dulu, nunggu saat spec komputer dah lumayan tinggi sampai harganya turun jauh, tapi nyatanya kok ya ada terus yang baru dengan spec yang lebih menggoda-akhirnya ya nunggu-nunggu terus🙂 )
  • They like to go fast but they always crash (harus belajar dari pepatah jawa, alon-alon waton kelakon yo mas)

2 Responses to “The similarity between computer and human”

  1. diya said

    salam.. ahmad, kuwe oleh sms aku orak?

  2. beny said

    mad nek computer ada colokan usb nek women ada apa mad?
    mampir ke angkringan maya ku mad kasi koment dunk

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